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The Clean-Up Officer has arrived

Nice to meet you. I’m Mika Swepa, Clean-Up Officer at Wepas. I usually tidy away bugs and problems quietly, with a mop and a duster. Usually.

Mika, furious, bracing herself as she grips a steel H-beam with both hands

For a bug that keeps coming back however often it’s fixed, I get a little serious. This beam is called an H-beam. Sweep ’em all!!

Mika grinning widely as beams fire from both eyes

If anything is still standing, there are the eye beams.

Mika firing one thick beam from her wide-open mouth

And to finish, one from the mouth. One beam is plenty.

That concludes today’s clean-up report. Everything is tidy now, so I’ll get back to cleaning.